These do the rounds on the internet from time to time:

* Pilots are people who fly aircraft for other people who can't fly. Passengers are people who say they fly, but really just ride

* Fighter Pilots are steely-eyed, weapons systems managers who kill bad people and break things. However, they can also be very charming and personable

* The average fighter pilot, despite sometimes having a swaggering exterior, is very much capable of such feelings as love, affection, intimacy and caring. (However, these feelings don't involve anyone else.)

* Flying is a hard way to earn an easy living

* Both optimists and pessimists contribute to society. The optimist invents the aeroplane; the pessimist, the parachute

* Death is just nature's way of telling you to watch your airspeed

* As a pilot only two bad things can happen to you (and one of them will):

* One day you will walk out to the aircraft, knowing it is your last flight

* One day you will walk out to the aircraft, not knowing it is your last flight

* There are rules and there are laws:

* The rules are made by men who think that they know how to fly your aircraft better than you

* The laws (of physics) were ordained by God

* You can and sometimes should suspend the rules, but you can never suspend the laws

* About Rules:

* The rules are a good place to hide if you don't have a better idea and the talent to execute it

* If you deviate from a rule, it must be a flawless performance (e.g., if you fly under a bridge, don't hit the bridge.)

* Before each flight, make sure that your bladder is empty and your fuel tanks are full

* He who demands everything that his aircraft can give him is a pilot; he who demands one iota more is a fool

* There are certain aircraft sounds that can only be heard at night and over the ocean. Most of them are scary

* The aircraft limits are only there in case there is another flight by that particular aircraft. If subsequent flights do not appear likely, there are no limits

* "If the Wright brothers were alive today, Wilbur would have to fire Orville to reduce costs." (President, Delta Airlines.)

* In the Alaskan bush, I'd rather have a two-hour bladder and three hours of gas than vice versa

* An old pilot is one who can remember when flying was dangerous and sex was safe

* You have to make up your mind about growing up and becoming a pilot. You can't do both